Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Thank You Drunk Drivers!

Dear Drunk Drivers,

Thank you for killing about 13,000 people each year in the United States alone.

Thank you for tearing friends and families apart forever.

Thank you for violently taking away thousands of others' abilities to walk, stand, talk, or even breathe on their own.

Thank you so much for your devastatingly destructive selfishness.

For your completely unforgivable stupidity.

My friend Veronica has you to thank for her broken jaw and her dead sister-in-law.

Keep up the great work, you moronic deadly assholes.


1 comment:

  1. OH NO!!!!!!!!

    When you talk to Veronica again tell her I'm so so sorry!

    This is the one I know. . .right?