The cake you're seeing is an exact replica of what lays beneath my glorious alabaster skin. A frosted mirror of my soul if you will.My gay, gay soul!
According to my dear friend and fellow member of the Marylebone Cricket Club, Lucy, if I were a cake this is what I would look like.
Well I am not a cake.
But if I were a cake, this is the one I would want to be!
This thing looks outrageously delicious and, upon careful investigation and salivation, I learned that it is also low-fat and low-sugar... For a cake. Except I personally would up the sugar level by adding Fruity Pebbles to the top.
Mmmm... Fruity Pebbles...
My birthday is less than 24 days away (April 30th). I will be 28 years old. And I am not kidding when I say I hope I get a rainbow cake.
And possibly a My Little Pony.
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