Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Eight

Reason #8: Because he'd be hard-pressed to find someone as enthusiastic as I am about his performance last February for Broadway Backwards 4. Broadway Backwards is an annual benefit concert put on by New York's LGBT Center. The always star-studded event takes the most well-known Broadway songs and changes the gender for whom the song was originally written.

In this case, my would-be lover Michael sings Sondheim's "Getting Married Today" from the musical Company, along with Becki Newton and Christopher Kale Jones.

Now I've seen legendary comediennes like Carol Burnett and Madeline Kahn kick this song's ass with their comedic force in the past. While Michael may not quite be on that pedestal, I still think that he has brought his own unique style to this piece and really sold it with everything he had.

If I'd been at the concert, I totally would've put out just for this performance alone.

Hey, Michael! Meet me in the green room after your performance so I can properly reward you for it!

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Seven

Reason #7: He and I are both actors, with the obvious difference that he gets paid for it and I, as of yet, do not.

Be that as it may, two actors in a dimly lit bedroom could be quite an interesting dynamic. Role playing anyone?



Okay, Michael! Let's do it again, this time with feeling... And this riding crop.

Ships Passing

It appears that, unbeknownst to me until now, Michael Urie and the rest of the cast of the successful Off-Broadway show The Temperamentals made an appearance in New York City's Gay Pride parade this year.

Obviously Michael was either oblivious to my presence or failed in his frantic search to find me further back in the parade, otherwise I'm assuming he would've seized the opportunity to finally ask me out on that date.

Better luck next time, Michael! You looked great!

I really want this song now.

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Six

Reason #6: Because I'm a Taurus and, should our date come to this, I am apparently the best lover he'll ever have.

"Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long. The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants."

Hey Michael... Got six hours to kill?

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Five

Reason #5: Because I'll buy him a Build-A-Bear of his choice.


And one for me while I'm there. I've always wanted the turtle, but I don't think they make him anymore.

Hey Michael! Let's build a bear!

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Four

Reason #4: He is currently appearing in a highly acclaimed run of an Off-Broadway show entitled The Temperamentals. To date, he has not done any shows on Broadway.

I've never been in a Broadway show either! ... We have so much in common.

Hey, Michael! Let's get some coffee, go for a walk in Central Park, and talk about not being on Broadway.

That doesn't sound fun to you???

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Three

Reason #3: I can help him master the interwebz! Michael has confessed to not being incredibly internet proficient, a qualm evidenced in the (still adorable) video below where he refers to his vlog as a "video email". He has also made light of the fact that he had no idea what Twitter was until his friends advised him to join.

Hey, Michael! Let me help you master the interwebz and improve your site. All it'll cost you is a cocktail and a kiss. Best deal in town. *wink*

So cute...

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason Two

Reason #2: He has tendencies toward being a bit of a Vogue-ham, as evidenced by the photo and the video clip below. I can be a bit of a Vogue-ham myself at times... Ahem...

Hey, Michael, let's go out for a ham sandwich. Ba-da-boom!






Further hammery evidenced below in this interview with Kelly Ripa and Anderson Cooper as well as a preview of what the end-of-date goodbye kiss will be like.

Michael Urie Should Ask Me Out: Reason One

A while back, a few friends of mine told me that I resemble actor Michael Urie who is best known for his role as Marc St. James on ABC's hit series "Ugly Betty".

Being the apparent narcissistic bitch that I am (even though I personally think our resemblances are minimal), I have since become rather keen on Michael based on his UB performances and a few of his interviews I've seen. I think he's intelligent, witty, talented, and, obviously, way cute.

I have come to the conclusion that Michael Urie should ask me out, and thus begin my semi-regular posts as to why.

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Reason #1: He's dorkaliciously cute. I like that. Who wouldn't like that? And people say we're similar which means I am also dorkalicioulsy cute. Again... Who wouldn't like that?

We should go on a dorkalicious date Michael. Think about it.